Crazy things I have had to say

[Mission2000]

I am just looking ot hear from some parents out there with some of the crazy things they have had to tell their kids that they thought they would never say.

Here are a couple of examples my wife and I have had to use recently with our two kids.

Don't pee in my closet.
Don't lick the wall.
Don't lick your brother.

Thanks.
Clint

 

[shri]

Clint,

I think you'll find this amusing.

http://www.geobaby.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=636468#post636468

My personal memorable quote is ...

D can you go back to the living room and play with yourself.

 

[alannaj]

"Stop playing with yourself. If you want to do that, go into your bedroom" to my almost 3 year old!!

Alanna

 

[joannek]

i said "don't lick the wall" just this afternoon! my friend's son is same age as my daughter (3), he likes to like the wall, too!

 

[carang]

my boy said to me the other day....
"look mummy i'm helping clean the windows!" without really looking at what he was doing i said..."great job, honey"...

only later did i see the lick marks ALL over the balcony doors!

i've since had to ask him to stop licking the TV!

 

[capital]

awhile ago I told my 4 year old

"put your penis back in your pants"

 

[carang]

ha, i've had to say the same thing... my son had his trousers front pulled down and was walking around the house(thank god) with his penis flopping around! (this thankfully has stopped since he had a baby sister, who would happily pull on it to see what it was!)